Joe Greathead

Hidden on the dancefloor, the slinger awaits

He’s got pills to sell at competitive rates

He’ll give you good rates if you purchase in bulk

The slingers are truly hospitable folk

Turn left at the speaker, up next to the bar

If you pass two girls pashing, you’ve gone much too far

Go ask him if you can get 2 for a fifty

You might get a deal – and that would be nifty

And snort the thing up off a bench in the loo’s

While the punters around are attempting to poo

These are the things you get upto in clubs

When you’re spending all evening locating drugs

On a weekend in Florida, Elon Musk thought

If my Dragon can’t fly, I’ll surely abort

But his Dragon did fly, and it flew to the sky

And it docked with the Russians on its’ very first try

And it’s rumored that the moment the capsule met

With that station in space using 12 thruster jets

That Elon had a feeling of incalculable pleasure

To launch such a rocket is truly a treasure

If we dock our first try; he said on his rants

There’s an excellent chance I may come in my pants

There are riots on the telly

A few more inches on the belly

Unemployment is starting to rise

The economy is sickening

Anxiety is quickening

The veins round our hearts

Are bulging and thickening,

But the book on my nightstand is not getting read

And I’m finding it harder to get out of bed,

But I better just pop out for milk and some bread