A Dog

A Dog

Outsource your happiness to a dog

When you can.

Humans aren’t particularly good at happiness

But dogs are.

They’ve mastered it, so take note.

Throw a ball, or catch one

Sniff a butt or two

Lift your leg every once in a while

And show em’ what you’ve got.

We don’t know why dogs are so happy

But a dog can suck it’s own cock,

Maybe that has something

To do with it?