Hidden on the dancefloor, the slinger awaits
He’s got pills to sell at competitive rates
He’ll give you good rates if you purchase in bulk
The slingers are truly hospitable folk
Turn left at the speaker, up next to the bar
If you pass two girls pashing, you’ve gone much too far
Go ask him if you can get 2 for a fifty
You might get a deal – and that would be nifty
And snort the thing up off a bench in the loo’s
While the punters around are attempting to poo
These are the things you get upto in clubs
When you’re spending all evening locating drugs
Joe Greathead 